Douchebag

A person (most likely a man) who is self-absorbed and in love with himself and is very obnoxious about it and chalks up any negative criticism to jealousy. That guy who thinks he is a god and won't shut up about it.

this Mike Guy from Jersey shore actually nicknamed his own abs and compares his fame with the Beatles....what adouchebag

by That's Him Officer June 30, 2010

Douchebaggery

Behavior associated with douche bags.

There was much douchebaggery afoot at John's party last night.

by quadeddie March 27, 2008

douchebaggery

1. The act of behaving like a douchebag.
2. Sensless behaviour
see:
ballyhoo
tomfoolery

Please refrain from discussing your BMW or IPod any further and end this douchebaggery.

by Senor Pibb August 16, 2004

douchebagel

1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.

John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

by Xer0Syk0 September 26, 2006

my douchebag girlfriend

How to describe the girl you love when she does something contrary to what you want. In hindsight, you realize, wow, that bitch was right.

I had that pussy LINED UP bro, but my douchebag girlfriend cockblocked me.

by b0xxx November 26, 2010

douchebaggin

(v) The art of being/acting like a douche bag.
(Adj) Lame, unexciting, prohibiting.

1) God I hate Ted! Look at him douchebaggin around the block like he owns it! Hey Ted! Quit all the douchebaggin!

2) This day is douchebaggin, I think I might off myself or something.

by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008

Douchebaggitry

The act, or process, of being a douchebag. Similar to shenanigans.

My friends and I went out last night and french-toasted this guy's car, and engaged in other such douchebaggitry

by Hodge329 November 1, 2008