Doucheberg

A douchebag of epic proportions. So douchey that he has multiple douches following behind him.

The doucheberg table kept flailing the menu for the waitresses attention; it was almost as spastic when the tip of the doucheberg got up to dance.

by MikeMehak April 20, 2011

douchebitch

it is a slutty jack whose fucked up in so many ways that you cannot comprehend

D: You know that guy from surrey over there?
N: which one? the douchebitch

by jacks r us ;) July 6, 2010

doucheberg

someone who is worse than a douchebag

Walter Berg decided to add the new zodiac symbol Ophiuchus to the calender making 13 signs and this changed everyones sign

Walter Berg is such a doucheberg! I used to be a Libra but now I am a Virgo.

by Honorguard42 January 15, 2011

Doucheberg

Someone who's level of Douchebaggery has has gotten so large that it's as big as an iceberg

Glenn Beck - Doucheberg
Rush Limbaugh - Doucheberg
Bill O'Reilly - Doucheberg
Dick Cheney - Total Doucheberg

by LeftyCoaster November 7, 2010

doucheberry

Like a dingleberry is a turd that sticks to someone/somethings ass. A doucheberry is an ex partner who just won't go away, usually refering to a male ex(female ex's who exhibit this tendency are known as dinglebitches).

This girl I'm seeing keeps telling me her ex husband stakes out her house to see who she's dating, what a doucheberry he is.

by TripsDadisOne September 25, 2009

doucheberry juice

When a douchebag starts sweating because he knows the words coming out of his mouth are complete and utter bullshit.

Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice

by Jason696969 April 24, 2013

Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a person that's such a huge douche, that what you see, you're still just barely scratching the surface. All you're really seeing is the 10% of the douche that's on the surface, and that there's still a whole other 90% douche under the surface, that you still haven't seen.

John is such a doucheberg that the day after a first date, he called her at 2am, drunk off his ass, so she could pick him up and also asked if he could stay at her place.

by Snarf74 July 23, 2015