doink

when you have to take a big shit

"ahh man, i gotta doink!"

by fal4751 April 13, 2006

Doinked

Past tense of doink

I've been thinking about coming to school doinked

by Doinked May 17, 2018

Doinked

To land a critical hit on an enemy

Bro I just doinked that dude for 250 damage

by Mr Mani April 27, 2019

doink

a word moderators or admins use when about to lock a thread/topic

"ok, this thread is useless...DOINK!" *locked*

by Dirge March 15, 2005

Doink

Snorting a substance up ones nose, also known as doinking something.

"mate i doinked 4 grammes of ket and i thought my mum was made of pony's hair"

by alistair d December 17, 2008

ba-doink-a-doink

Ass, butt, bum

Yo dawg check out the ba-doink-a-doink on that ho!

by jlouise December 16, 2010

doink

A person who is acting foolish and or annoying.

He is acting like a doink!

You are being a doink; knock it off!

by anonymous March 24, 2014