what do i surck

search it up! this is when a condom gets stuck inside of you.

what do i surck= what do i search

by cool A October 17, 2019

why do I hear boss music

The last sentence you say before being sent to oblivion. Used in fights.

Bully: Heh kid, bet you can’t land one hit.
Bullied kid:*looks in his eyes*
Bully: Why do I hear boss music?

by MaVe782 November 23, 2019

Do I look fat?

Is this a trick question?

Wife: Do I look fat?

You: No you don't(really means yes).

by sit-yo-fat-ass-down June 15, 2018

why do i try

Because it will all be worth it in the end

Why do I try: because it will all be worth it in the end; just keep pushing

by Lil Shady November 22, 2017

who do I have to blow

Rhetorical question lead, used to express frustration at an inability to find someone who can assist with a problem. Often used in Customer Service or workplace settings.

Who do I have to blow to cancel this internet service?

by Derogenault February 2, 2007

why do i exist

There is no reason

Why do I exist? There is no reason

by Boomexplodey December 19, 2017

Do I look fat in this dress?

The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.

"Do I look fat in this dress?"
"Absolutely not, you sexy beast, you."

by Miss Stevie December 29, 2003