9mm Discount

To obtain an item for free by way of jamming a handgun in the owner's face.

"How did you pay for that TV?"
"I took the 9mm Discount."

by OccamsChainsaw September 20, 2011

Citizen's Discount

-noun: a form of shoplifting in which:
1: an item's price tag is replaced with the price tag of a less expensive item, or
2: an item is lifted during the legitimate purchase of other (usually very inexpensive) items, thus avoiding suspicion

I went down to Wally World and got my citizen's discount at the self checkout line.

by Rude Raven May 5, 2008

discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.

Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.

by Half Full September 3, 2010

hindu discount

After spend hours with an east indian family who are buying things for their home you give them the total of 12,000 dollars, to which they reply "I will give you 2000". So all the time you spent with them is not wasted you knock off a hundred or two dollars off the total to make the sale.

After spending all afternoon with them I finally had to give them a Hindu Discount just to make the sale.

by Randy Smith October 27, 2007

Discount Baby

/n/ A baby born on or near a day with a annual discount.

List of days a discount baby may occur:
Beginning of September
End of December
And the beginning of every month.

by Razorclaw the crab April 22, 2020

discount fuck

A person that looks like someone you wanted to fuck, back in the day, but couldn't

I got my Discount Fuck, when I fucked that bitch/ass, that looked like the girl/guy wanted to in H.S.

by Sandtrap Couillard April 1, 2023

apply the discount

To excuse or accommodate the shortcomings of another person based on prior knowledge of said shortcomings and an acceptance that they are a part of the person’s personality and will not change. The sense is applying a discount to shopworn or damaged merchandise.

Aren’t you annoyed by John always showing up late?

No I just apply the discount.

by Sad Hatter July 18, 2021