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derka derka derka

Terrorist language. Do not yell out loud in America.
by zacon January 30, 2005
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Derka Derka

1. An expression commonly used by the inhabitants of East Bakalakadakah Street.

2. Used to refer to a person of Middle Eastern descent.

3. A nonsense word used to describe senseless babble.
1. Ishbu said to Adjikaman, "Derka derka muhammad allah jihad."

2. "Hey man, did you see that derka derka working the counter at 7-11?"

3. "Sally wouldn't shut up. She just kept going on and on like, "Yadda yadda yadda, derka derka."
by Britttttttt August 13, 2006
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Dickacorn

Mainly another word for a dick head. Like a unicorn, dickacorns are thought to have a dick smack dab in the middle of there forehead. They are an all male species (w/t a few exceptions) but unlike the gracefull unicorns who are (sadly) not real/extinct, the dickacorns (sadly) still exist.
Dude, you are such a dick head, I bet you could be a dickacorn!
by abscond2hell+back January 29, 2015
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Dickamatics

Ju bro the Dickamatics ain’t adding up. Kito fuck them hoes the Dickamatics ain’t right.
by juthegoat November 6, 2018
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Dickalish

When a person giggles when smacking them with a dick
Timmy is so dickalish he laughed so hard when I hit him with a giant dildo dick
by Kkunecz March 31, 2020
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Poop-Dicka

This Poop-Dicka stole my wallet

Poop-Dicka ass bish stole my girl
by Jawnson2 October 29, 2020
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dickage factor

the factor of difficulty by which a task is completed.
Example 1: 'I ordered my plane ticket online without a problem. The dickage factor was really low.

Example 2: When I was traveling in country X, I needed to buy a train ticket. It took me 3 hours and almost cost me my life to go 2 km to get to the station. First I got a cab, but the driver apon just entering the flood of traffic clipped a horse-drawn cart;he got out and began a high-intensity verbal assalt on the conductor of the cart. So I started to walk to the station. The temperature started rising to meltdown levels. I walked to the side of road and my shoe was torn off by a partially open sewer hole.One shoe on and one off I flagged a cyclo (bike-powered taxi). I hopped over and got in it. After 10 minutes of break-neck peddling and hair raising riding i concluded that the cyclo driver was clinically insane or completely intoxicated or both as he swerved in and out of traffic and down the wrong way of several one way streets. As we rounded a hairpin narrow passage, I noticed that a bicycle wheel was rolling passed us. Funny that. Where could it have come from? A second later, our cyclo was airborne and sparks were flying off the axel and the tarmack from where our wheel had once been. Fortunately I hit the ground doing a pencil-stlye roll and didn't stop till my body wrapped around a U-turn sign. Now both shoes were gone. Before I moved, i did a quick inventory of my senses and body, a trick I do in morning yoga. Slowly, I made a stand feeling for my travel wallet unconsiously; it was there. Over the dust, pollution, motorbikes, cars, cows, and sundogs, I saw the train station. I looked left and right. Not Clear. I did this for 20 minutes with the same result. Finally, I saw a man cleaning car windows on the streets amongst the traffic. He darted in and around like a humming bird on Red Bull. As he drew near, I knew he was my safe vessel, my ticket to the other side and the train station. As we whipped by I jumped in behind him and mirrored his every move through the traffic. Within a minute, I was a meter away from the safe haven of the 'sidewalk.' Then, he turned and went back out into the center traffic. Within a nano-second, I decided to dart right and to the sidewalk on my own. I looked hard into the on-coming traffic, bent my torso and chest aft as a pick-up truck carrying scrap metal almost lopped off my head. in doing so, I put myself in harms way from the rear and a screamming head and horm from behind got me to bolt upright immediately. I paniced and sprinted to the sidewalk stepping on a broken bottle on the way. I tied off the bleeding cut and limped to the station. As I entered, I saw a line that was 50 people deep in front of the window selling tickets. I stood there three hours before gettting to the window. I told the seller I needed two tickets to K. He promptly stamped and wrote on a pair of tickets; I paid him and left. Apon arriving back to the hotel, I was asked how hard was it to get tickets to K. I responed with, "buying the tickets at the station was OK, but THE DICKAGE FACTOR of getting to the station was high--the dickage factor was through the roof."
by Royal Wulff September 14, 2009
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