dickout rule

when playing golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the goddamn bastard who hit the ball so short must unzipper his zipper and pull his dickout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
Does not apply to women.
Does apply in the presence of women

Mike played alright except for the 3rd hole, when we had to use the dickout rule.

No gimmes, Paul's on my team, and we're playing with the dickout rule.

by montie August 20, 2004

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Dicko sweat

A dicko sweat is whereby the body produces a surplus of sweat out of every available pore, in the shortest period of time. A dicko sweat is more drastic and dangerous than a traditional sweat; which can leave the person sodden and angry in rage.

Mark “Did you see Josh at the football last night?“ James “Yer it looked like he just got out the shower, a massive dicko sweat”

by JRennard August 17, 2011

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Dickock

1. An expletive formed by combining "dick" and "cock".

2. A very large and often offensive or deformed penis.

1. What the hell is this DICKOCK?

2. His dickock disturbs me.

by Failanx October 8, 2008

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Dickopause

The process a man goes through when losing his Penis, This is similar to menopause in which a women goes through losing her ability to have children, the man will become very easily agitated, and become quite violent often. Fear not only lasts 4 months. If it lasts longer end all contact for it may be more than just Dickopaus.

Jamie - "Man my boyfriend is being an ass i think he's going through Dickopause."

Sherry - "Oh that sucks my boyfriend went through that last year."

by Rice Krizpy November 21, 2010

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