by ItsEatHam May 6, 2021
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Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Listen."
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, it's just a fox."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Listen."
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, it's just a fox."
by Fox whisperer October 5, 2013
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A somewhat witty way to avoid banhammers in online games yet still be perceived as a coolkid.
Mainly used in World of Warcraft where it is particularly hard to use and maintain an offensive name.
I was forced to namechange after exactly 32 days. It was fun while it lasted.
Mainly used in World of Warcraft where it is particularly hard to use and maintain an offensive name.
I was forced to namechange after exactly 32 days. It was fun while it lasted.
Diggernick says: HI guise!
Arthasthekingslayer says: Oh my lord, reported!
Diggernick says: where the white women at?
Arthasthekingslayer says: Oh my lord, reported!
Diggernick says: where the white women at?
by Niggadique June 6, 2011
Get the Diggernick mug.A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.
"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008
Get the Poon Dodger mug.A person who conciously or sub-conciously opts to neglect the thought of reality applying to him or her. Instead choosing to lead a life of complete fantasy and/or delusion, often funded by credit cards or student loans.
A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.
A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.
Person A: "What are you doing with yourself now you've finished your media degree at Salford Uni?"
Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".
Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"
Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".
Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"
by Social-Observer October 1, 2010
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We were drinking all night. AKA We were cranking dingers all night
We were drinking all night. AKA We were cranking dingers all night
by I Crank Dingers June 3, 2011
Get the cranking dingers mug.A person similar to a "gold digger", but instead of $$, they will dig for (facebook, instagram, every social media site) comments by posting pictures (status, etc) and illiciting comments from people by stating opposite of the obvious.
Summer: *Posts picture of herself if a bikini* I'm so fat. My brother called me fat. I'm fat.
Friend 1: no your not guuuuurl
Friend 2: you're so pretty
..........
Friend 15: Sweetie, being a comment digger isn't cute. If you really thought you were fat, that picture never would have gone up.
Friend 1: no your not guuuuurl
Friend 2: you're so pretty
..........
Friend 15: Sweetie, being a comment digger isn't cute. If you really thought you were fat, that picture never would have gone up.
by Yvettechee July 23, 2012
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