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Urban Dicks

One who uses Urban Dictionary to rant about there ideals.

One who has to project their ideas on to everybody in any way possible.
Don't look up any political figures on Urban Dictionary, or you'll just get definitions by Urban Dicks.
by Mcwilliams;) February 7, 2010
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Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."
by Sqrxz July 6, 2015
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Urban Dicks

People who invent new words and definitions for those words, for the sole purpose of posting them to Urban Dictionary.
The majority of the words on Urban Dictionary are the products of "Urban Dicks".
by cheezwiz123 May 2, 2011
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Dicks On Table

When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.
He said he had a big dick so i said dicks on table and won
by qaswe April 29, 2009
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dicksco

A dance genre that stimulates sexual arousal and involves hanging the disco balls, which involves dipping balls in glitter and teabagging the people.
You: Are you playing music?
Me: Yeah, I’m playing dicksco.
You: You wanna dance?
Me: YES! I Wanna dance with somebody to dicksco.
by gregben June 5, 2021
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chicks before dicks

The female version of Bros before Hoes. Used by women as meaning all female friends come before sex/hookups/bfs.
No i'm going to hang with my girls today. Chicks before Dicks anytime.
by Amelia Dutch April 26, 2006
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Eat a bowl of dicks

Eat a bowl of dicks....phrase means...put a pile of random penises in your mouth.... Bitch.

Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.
Used in a sentence

Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.

Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.
by Wolf balls. September 18, 2012
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