dickpants

A contemptible person

Guy 1: Jacob was so rude at that party last night!
Guy 2: I know right? He's such a dickpants!

by Qwertyquoo March 3, 2022

dickano

When a dick explodes with cum after a handjob and the cum goes sky high like a volcano, giving it the nickname, dickano

Girl 1: I named my boyfriends dick the dickano last night
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Because after I gave him a handjob his cum flew through the air!

by Ms. Floundy May 22, 2023

Phantom dicksand

The dicksand you get.. When you don't get the dick!! There you have it folks- phantom dicksand..

It's actually like dicksand but not.. When you fall for a dick pic and that's all you get from the guy.. phantom dicksand

by DamnuDan October 1, 2017

poi dickland

poi dickland means carrots that look like dicks

colton kept putting his poi dickland in the video camera

by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023

dickless in dickland (DID)

When a straight woman goes to a gay bar with a gay friend and is there because she wants to spend some time with her gay friend, she is a DID. DiID's are harmless and supportive of the gay community and are part of the social fabric a gay person relies on to feel accepted and welcome in their community

Andrea went to the bar with Mark in Seattle and his friends called her a dickless in dickland (DID)

by explorewithlanda June 6, 2012

dickvana

the moment that one comes to the complete realization that they are a dick

after reflecting on his past few months of debauchery, he hit dickvana

by agentoseis November 21, 2004

Dickpan

To 'dick' somebody over by telling them you will do something, but then trying to find lame excuses so that you don't have to.

Richard said he was going to come watch the basketball game with us, but then he gave us the dickpan and told us he had to eat alone and didn't want to bother with parking.

by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 27, 2006