dickcock

mm cokc i love cokcdikcs pensis let me suc it ahh ahh 🤤🤤🤤

my mom makes me really uncomfortable sometimes but at least i can theoretically succ a dickcock :)

by Mr. Twinkieface August 29, 2023

dicktocrat

Autocrat who uses the levers of government to undermine a democracy.

Donald Trump and Viktor Orban are dicktocrats of the first order.

by Ampersand Troykosnitch December 30, 2023

DickToasting

To stick your penis inside of a toaster and turn it on, toasting your penis

Josh: "hey bro did you hear what happened to John?"
Seth: "no what happened?"

Josh: "he's going to the hospital for doing DickToasting

by Cyrian_Bingely March 24, 2024

DickTok

The act of having sex with someone and than promptly after finishing. You lay in bed together watching TikToks.

Me and Kevin have a DickTok appointment on Saturday. He’s gonna fuck my brains out and than we’re gonna watch TikTok’s all night

by Uncle Pete January 23, 2026

Dicklock

A social situation where a person risks reducing the number of potential suitors, by the action of trying to “rizz” any single potential suitor. Eg if the suitor is within a large group of friends

“I got dicklocked. I couldn’t go talk to Hayleigh because Ashleigh walked in”

by chumbasaurus April 5, 2025