Defendini

Defendini's are highly intelligent, saucy, mischievous and extremely defensive of themselves and anyone they care about. They are of Latin background. Defendini is the last name of a close knit but constantly fighting sort of family, or a very hot and mysterious boy/girl. They will die and kill for you. Never get on a Defendini's bad side, you will leave scarred if you survive the encounter. They're good hard lovers, both emotionally and physically. Defendini's are rare, if you find one, you've either won the lotto or a one way ticket to hell, depending on the day.

Those Defendini's are defensive but cool.

I wish I was a Defendini!

That Defendini family is funny but insane.
Insanity Hilarious Family Hitman

by Kawaii god of darkness April 1, 2017

limp defender

The state of a man's penis that is in-between the hard and soft state. During this time the penis is hard enough to defend the scrotum sac, but limp enough to dangle around. The male's hormones are just slightly aroused, causing only a minor increase in size. The reason for such a occurance is because the male probably did not finish his sexual thoughts or something of the sort. For example, he was interrupted half way through looking at an attractive female, or maybe he saw a woman that actually turned out to be a man, which forced him to stop having perverse thoughts.

Bob: "Im currently thinking about the hottest girl at school"

Bob's boss: "Hey kid get your head out of your ass. We have work to do"

Bob: "Well, my boss interrupted me halfway through getting a full erection, so I have a limp defender"

by Big O 392 April 8, 2009

depends

A substitute for underwear that people can pee or poop in without using the bathroom

Kiersten : I don't know why Chad is making us wear Depends at work why can't we just use the bathroom?
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!

by SlopNChop October 29, 2017

state-dependent learning

Psychological phenomenon where people remember things better when they return to whatever state of consciousness they were in when they originally learned them. If you do, say, Ritalin while studying for an exam, you'll do better if you're on Ritalin again when you actually take the test.

Student 1: Dude, it's 8:30am on Tuesday-- why are you drinking a beer?

Student 2: I got hammered while I was studying for my Econ final and now I don't remember anything. I'm hoping state-dependent learning will kick in once I get a buzz on, though.

by Blank Frank October 11, 2009

Enby-Descendant

A umbrella term of any non-enby person who has ancestry of non-binary people.

"The enby-descendant person i've ever seen today is the creator of this definition." - II Paintbrush

by Ryan900USAYT April 2, 2022

Co-dependent

Someone with a need to have a partner or a significant other in order for their lives to feel complete.

girl: i need a boyfriend, i'm worthless without one, i'm ugly
othergirl: you're so co-dependent

by utter_genius August 5, 2008

Dependent Personality

Dependent personality disorder (DPD) is one of a group of conditions called anxious personality disorders, which are marked by feelings of nervousness and fear. DPD also is marked by helplessness, submissiveness, a need to be taken care of and for constant reassurance, and an inability to make decisions.

DPD is one of the most frequently diagnosed personality disorders. It appears to occur equally in men and women, and usually appears in early to middle adulthood.

the symptoms of a dependent personality disorder would be

Inability to make decisions, even everyday decisions, without the advice and reassurance of others

Avoidance of personal responsibility; avoidance of jobs that require independent functioning and positions of responsibility

Intense fear of abandonment and a sense of devastation or helplessness when relationships end; often move right into another relationship when one ends

Over-sensitivity to criticism

Pessimism and lack of self-confidence, including a belief that they are unable to care for themselves

Avoidance of disagreeing with others for fear of losing support or approval

Inability to start projects

Difficulty being alone

Willingness to tolerate mistreatment and abuse from others

Placing the needs of their caregivers above their own

Tendency to be naïve and to live in fantasy

by Sunni Skys August 3, 2009