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Deering

The act of surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road, eyes wide, head out, using your hands to make antlers.
Is that Aaron along the side of the road? Man, he sure loves deering.
by Chilltownian July 7, 2013
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Decking

The sexual act (preferably between a male and a female) in which the male pushes fecal matter (preferably hard) half-way out of his anus. In doing so, the female grabs the terd with her non-terd lips and begins pushing it in and out...in and out...in and out...in and out. The male (whom is enjoying the inning and the outting greatly) allows the female to this until the terd has dissolved in her once fresh mouth. The male then kisses the girl and says "mmm...thanks for breakfest and lunch" then they laugh
Male: "Hoooooney!!!" Female: "Yees hun?" Male: "Dadddy gotta go poopy :(" Female : "Aww w well we just threw all of our food at the tv so come and DECK ME!!" Male: "YAY!" Ring Ring...Ring Ring (Voicemail) "Hi, you have reached the Deckers, we are probably Decking right now so leave the ants in the back"
by yowussup September 29, 2010
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Deeping

1) When a person uses something or someone to calm and/or panic themselves while gaining a temporary boost of false confidence. These unique, honest and freedom loving people may not be aware of their actions when they are stuck in the state, but they are addicted to the feeling of false hope and usually found in the middle of a dramatic situation or 2, or 3. They think deeply and convince themselves that they can't cope and usually live a crazy, abnormal lifestyle due to the fact that they were hurt emotionally as a child and having to teach themselves everything, Deepers are forced to grow up admiring and loving themselves. They eventually block out their emotions and deep thoughts and when they are awakened again they would automatically doubt everything because they finally have to go through THE HONEST OF HONEST TRUTH Although deeping can be slipped in and out of like a penis or a vibrating fucker it simply will not give the pleasure deepeners need, in reality they need so much more.
Deeping Make-believer, Soul Escaper, Anxiety Creator, Over-Thinking, Physcotic, Worried, Clueless, Deeper, Deeping and Deep as fuck ah fuck yea! A state of Being, false beliefs & fals hope, bad jokes, long *okes, fat *okes.. Annalysing, over- working, heart is racing, in denial, will deny, denying, its hard but I try, to change my mind, feeling ashamed im upside down like a dead goat that doesn't even fucking float, self-manipulator, condemplator, for fuck saker, such a faker, babe im lucky not u
by OnFreeWaterOffTap July 31, 2016
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Deeming

Taking all available data, giving it a sniff and then making a decision - deeming
Look out, Colin has spent the morning deeming.
by ChickenTwoDogs February 23, 2021
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Double Decking

you and a friend both fucking girls on a bunk bed in a synchronized manner
Bob and Alex double decking dimes on bunk bed in tune
by Rage-hard and no regard November 19, 2011
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decking

jamming one mans cock meat into another mans cock hole.
by decking December 6, 2017
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'decking' it

'decking it has two meanings:
to simply deck it is to fall over randomly, often faceplanting
however 'decking' it is falling over 'with' someone of the oposit sex , i.e on stairs,the floor, against a wall
''i decked it yesterday, fricken hurt man''

''it was fun 'decking' it with you''
by NirvanaAreFrickenAmazing November 26, 2011
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