by DrGehrt February 22, 2015
Contrary to popular belief, Dak is not trash. He’s lead the Dallas Cowboys to 3 winning seasons in each of his first 3 seasons. He’s 32-16 as a starter and is 2nd in wins only behind Tom Brady since 2016. Overall has better stats than Carson Wentz, besides TD:INT ratio. Has ACTUALLY started in playoff games unlike Wentz. Dak is 13-5 against the NFC east. ( Could’ve been 12-4 if it weren’t for that bs loss against the Redskins in 2018). This upcoming 2019 NFL season Dak is facing some tough competition, so it’ll be a way to prove Cowboys haters wrong. Plus most people spend their time hating on the Cowboys and on Dak than following their team.
Person 1: Man that Dak Prescott guy is kinda good
Person 2: Whattttt, he plays for the cowboys so he’s trash
Person 1: *proceeds to show Person 2 Daks accomplishments and accolades*
Person 2: *still being ignorant* He’s still trash
Person 2: Whattttt, he plays for the cowboys so he’s trash
Person 1: *proceeds to show Person 2 Daks accomplishments and accolades*
Person 2: *still being ignorant* He’s still trash
by cheese eater 1 June 30, 2019
I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease
by Thekling September 08, 2023
When Dak goes to DnD with his friends and smuggles a vibrator up his ass. The vibrator is attuned to his dice so that every time he rolls, the "William the Bloody" turns up to 10.
by Dirtydak April 28, 2021
by Right Nipple March 12, 2017
The name you call someone demanding $40 mil a yr (or any ridiculously large sum of money) despite being slightly above average.
boss- "(insert random schmuck's name)...keep up the good work here, you're doing slightly above average! "
schmuck: "Thank you! can I have a 4000% raise?"
boss- (sips coffee) "go back to to work dak prescott."
schmuck: "Thank you! can I have a 4000% raise?"
boss- (sips coffee) "go back to to work dak prescott."
by 8th_hour.rex September 17, 2020
The personification of having Goof (see Goof no 37.) in your undies (Daks) at any given point during a working day. Someone who is prone to 'Goofing' frequently is otherwise known as a "Goof Daks"
Josh was painting a joint the other day and he stunk to high heaven. Who? Old Goof Daks! Oh Goof Daks - he's a mad c*nt.
by JimmytheC December 14, 2010