Noob Curse

A person who suddenly started sucking in a middle of a shooting game.

Counter-Strike
DarkDevil - 94 kills
BlaziBurrito - 24 kills

DarkDevil4932: OH YA! Im killing everybody!
5 minutes later.
DarkDevil4932: Ahh! I keep dieing! I needz to get killz!!!
BlaziBurrito: Haha, you have the Noob Curse.

by AeroRobotlol November 13, 2009

Bullhead Curse

A curse that manifests in people that have grown up in Bullhead City, AZ. People with this curse are doomed with a high rate of misfortune and tragedy in their life.

Bob: “I can’t believe my parents cooked meth, I had liver cancer, turned out gay, and my boyfriend passed away in my arms”
KC: “yeah, sounds like the Bullhead Curse to me.”

by bobbybuttered March 18, 2019

The Haley Curse

People named ‘Haley’ (or any alternative such as Hailey, Halley, Hayley, Hayleigh, etc.) are fated to die by 30 years old. Just think about it, have you ever met a middle-aged person named Haley? Another consideration: what happened to Haley Hotchner in Criminal Minds?

random person: Actually it’s because the name ‘Haley’ only became an accepted name in the past 20 years or so

you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?

random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse

by Haley Activist April 24, 2021

Talking in cursive

A classy way of saying that you are drunk and slurring.

I'm not slurring I have more class than that. I am talking in cursive.

by BizzRyon August 21, 2010

curse you perry the platypus

A term said by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, whenever Agent P foils his plans of ruling the Tri State Area.

Since it aired on disney, instead of "Go to fucking hell you retarded platypus" they said "curse you perry the platypus"

curse you perry the platypus

by retardedpotago September 9, 2020

Cursed

something you'd find very scary and possibly you'd become cursed just by seeing, saying, smelling, hearing, making, etc. you will regret lots of stuff about it.

dawg: hey look at this cursed image
tracer: shizz man that's creepy yet blessed

by 11DefinitelyNOTContentX09 December 23, 2018

curse you

An expression of contempt directed at someone else, used often by comic book villains in childrens' cartoons. The word "curse" here may stand in for some more colorful language that a super villain might use without being too profane for TV.

"Curse you, Aquaman! You'll never find where I hid Atlantis!"

by Old Yukmouth July 23, 2014