Cumcussion

The resulting medical condition after being kicked in the balls.

"I landed so hard on my nuts i got a cumcussion"

by cabbagesz September 8, 2023

Concussion dot com

An endearing term for when somebody near you falls over and hits their head badly.

(Small child falls off a slide and bangs his head.)
Passer by: "Ooo concussion dot com"

by JS90 November 26, 2010

Cuntcussion

When you eat out too many girls in a short time frame, making yourself dizzy, you get a Cuntcussion

"Dude, why are you so dizzy?"
"I ate out 23 girls, so now I have a cuntcussion!"

by CM24 December 12, 2013

cumcumsion

A cumcumcion is when you jerk off too hard and you end up getting a headache from it.

"Dude I just busted on and now I have a cumcumsion"

by DJ-1220 April 2, 2017

Concussion

When you misunderstand the Harlem Shake.

Scientifically( Concussus gigantism vibratus) meaning a human earthquake due to a strong force applied to a man's testicles.

Damn, Hubert's having concussions again.

by Snoorbifflord May 14, 2019

Cuckussion

The act of finishing on the cuck’s face instead of his wife

Origin-
Englishcuckold > 18th cent.cuck
+Latinconcutere > Latin concussio

=cuckussion

Synonyms: cucked, dominated, humiliated

I heard Chad gave that guy a cuckussion when Chad was having sex with the guy’s wife.

by jusstStUd May 30, 2019

Cuntcussion

When a person fakes a concussion to get out of things and get special treatment.

“We all know you have a cuntcussion you played in the game last night and there is no such thing as a minor concussion. You hit your head get over it, I know it’ll be hard to get over that bump on your forehead but mentally your fine.”

by Giddytitty07 January 10, 2020