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crust daddies

One of the most iconic Dan and Phil Twitter group chats to ever exist. Oh my crust yes I put this in Urban Dictionary.
Crust Daddies can be so dirty but yet so wholesome at the same time!
by Crispy Chicken Nuggs December 17, 2017
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crust rocket

when you have not washed your penis for about a week and your rocket gets crusty
by esketti esketti your mom's spa September 5, 2018
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crust factory

(n)- Something that has the ultimate crust factor. Meaning it is very undesirable and therefore crusty. It is so crusty that it has to be referred to the place that makes the crust- the crust factory.
girl 1- heyyy look at my new shirt
girl 2- wow its like a crust factory, put it away
girl 1 *walks away crying*
by ABsofsteel June 18, 2013
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Crust Monkey

Someone who is incredibly crusty and gross. They need to take a shower ASAP and wash their clothes. Someone whose pubic hair and facial hair looks the same.
"Bro, he is such a crust monkey he has cum stains on his pants and the skin on his right hand is peeling off!"
by Giggggiiiggg March 16, 2017
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Crust-Holer

Anal sex with dirty partners.
John is a total crust-holer. He will Plug anyone willing to put their ass up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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crust hole

When the orifice typically used for defecating (sphincter or butt-hole) accumulates crust varying in color and odor.
After several days of ingesting normally unhealthy quantities of taco bell and cake, her boyfriend noticed a pungent vinegary smelling odor emanating from her pants. Upon further inspection, he discovered her crust hole.
by Mikesbigass December 25, 2014
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Crust Labs

A condition in women that is analogous to the condition known in men as blue balls.
Such situation arises when a female is sufficiently aroused through foreplay with a man/women to the point at which her vagina becomes lubricated anticipating sexual penetration only for the man/women abruptly refusing to penetrate the aforementioned wet vagina.

Such an unexpected and non-erotic climax renders the lubrication of the vagina unnecessary and as a result it drys very rapidly forming a crust on the labia of the vagina.
1. Q: "Bro, did you put away that girl the other night? She was gagging for it"
A: "Na Bro, she wanted it but I said no and she got Crust Labs..... I still got a wristy though"
Q: "Niiiice"

2. Q: "Bro, did you bang that slut the other night?"
A: "Na Bro, I decided to Crust Lab her, that way she'll want it way more next time"
Q: "No doubt baby"
by deepseatrawling March 12, 2014
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