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mtv cribs

MTV Cribs is a show where:

- they replay EVERYTHING in super slow motion, eg, a guy jumping on his bed, opening his car door, picking his ass, etc.

- your "buddies" are "passed out" in a "random" room from the "party" last night

- you constantly hear, "lets take a look in the fridge, i dont know whats in here though.." sure you dont.

- most rappers claim to have "mad whips" when in fact, they are all rented.

- you dont belong on cribs if you dont have something related to Scarface.

- the people always say, "everybody always does this on cribs, but im not going to do it." by them saying that, they are automatically doing whatever it is they say everybody else always does.. catch my drift?

- at the end of our visit, the host always says something wicked corny like "youve seen my house, youve seen my cars, NOW GET THE HELL OUT." And they insist on pushing the camera lense or charging at the camera man.

There are a million other things, but im spent. Dont get me started on Cribs: Whips, Rides n Dubs edition..
you can always count on death, taxes, and mtv cribs where a rapper says, "yall seen my crib, yall seen my whips, now get the hell on outta here."
by Colts, Superbowl Champions December 12, 2008
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Ol' Crimson

The name of the Washington State University (WSU) school flag that is flown on the television show: ESPN College Football Gameday (CGD).

Originally the flag was a 3 foot by 5 foot crimson colored field with a white WSU logo. In 2005 the flag size was increased to 5 foot by 6.5 feet. It has been flown on every CGD show since the middle of the 2003 college football season (including Houston 2005 -- it was there).

After each season the Ol' Crimson for that season is retired, having been autographed by all WSU fans and alummu who flew her on the shows, by the CGD show celebreties, and by other WSU sports-related people-of-note.
We saw Ol' Crimson in the crowd behind Chris Fowler on the College Gameday show last Saturday.
by Tom Pounds July 28, 2006
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