The Crispers

The "crispiness" of a sip of a carbonated beverage is measured by how intense the bubbles sting your tongue. The very first 2 sips of a carbonated beverage are the "crispiest" and are known as "the crispers".

"Would you like to share this soda with me? I will let you have the crispers!"

by RealSpliffit March 8, 2014

craspers

Derogatory insult for homosexuals speech.

Man, that fag could put a lisp in the word cracker; craspers.

by deer hunter February 3, 2007

Crimper

Noun.

Polari word for a hairdresser.

Oh yeah, got me hair done at this new crimper place down the road.

by And. July 28, 2018

crimper balls.

when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...

guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.

guy2; oh shit!!1

guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

Crisped

Figuratively, what you feel when your life hopes are suddenly in shambles.
Literally, when you opted for a CRISPR upgrade by someone missed a letter or two and you spend your life in a slum instead of a penthouse

I feel soo crisped these days. Back to my folks’ basement again.

by KMS19 March 8, 2020

Crispedwand

Noun. A kid who eats McDonald's only and uses hot wheels as butt plugs

Hey your acting like Crispedwand.

by szklejryuhgtaslejdruhg July 24, 2020

cripers ole

Expression of extreme fear, annoyance or frustration

Cripers ole John, you could have blown up both of us with that dynamite

Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house

by Lionel_Twain September 30, 2020