bug catching

A fetish involving the act of collecting as many STD/STI's as possible.

That sick fuck Patrick is bug catching. He hired the dirtiest prostitutes to sleep with in order to rack up the sickest collection of STI's.

by PantherGus August 24, 2016

pork scratchings

pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!

john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

catching Zs

Sleeping, and not in the sexy way; Falling asleep.

"Man, I was so tired last night, I was catching Zs in no time!"

"You could sure tell he was catching Zs, I could hear him snoring all the way down the hall."

by Codie Renee August 4, 2008

ball scratching

Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.

Also referred to as scrapesticle

guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.

by Ashko November 23, 2009

Cracking Ass

(verb) pennsylvanian for farting loudly or violenty.

John just ate 10 tacos and is cracking ass like a muthafuka

by chewey April 18, 2006

Craughing

When someone is craughing, it is near impossible to tell if they are crying or laughing. Normally the craugher is in another room or out of eyesight, so you can't see their crying/laughing face.

Note: Not to be confused with craffing, the act of crying and laughing at the same time. Craughing is when you can't tell between the two.

"Wow, stop craughing!"

by Dest747 May 9, 2010

Craphing

The act of crying and laughing at the exact same time, often resulting in near-hysteria

Kira and Kimberly always end up craphing in physics, especially when having to set up 75 dominoes in a row without knocking any over.

by dtennant October 25, 2011