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CRAIDS

likely first described in Manhattan's venerable Bellevue Hospital, this condition is diagnosed when the unfortunate patient is both crazy, and has a CD4 count less than 200 (has AIDS).
that guy is on atripla and got 5 of haldol for urinating at the nurses...yeah, he has craids.
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cracid

The most insane drug combination in the world, a deadly mix of crack and acid. Use of this drug may explain the extreme and outrageous activities of an individual.
Whoa doug what were you thinking, way to be on cracid!
by driuseppe December 3, 2004
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crapiture

Shortened form of crappy literature. Basically all literature with no intellectual value whatsoever.
Now that school was out, Amy was able to put aside Dickens and Steinbeck in favor of quality crapiture, like "Shopaholic and Friends" and Harlequin romance novels.
by Aaryanna July 3, 2006
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crapduster

A word defining a person who consistently spreads bullshit amongst all the people they know. No relation to "crapdusting". Perpetual shit spreaders are described by this word.
Janine said to Jack, "I'm pretty sure your girlfriend is cheating on you."
Later, Jack's friend Tony says to Jack, "Janine's a total crapduster, she's perpetually spreading shit about people."

Janine's been talking shit about me again
She's a crapduster
by unbeatablejatt August 24, 2010
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crapintosh

macintosh computer that is a piece of shit and your computer support techs refuse to help you fix it
my crapintosh just crashed for the fourth time this hour.
by halex March 28, 2003
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crapdusting

The practice of engaging in flatulence while in a crowd or line of people and then immediately moving through the crowd or line in such a manner as to spread the trail of fecal particles for optimum inhalation by all.
"Eleven people upchucked in the hallway after Bill crapdusted the entrance to the comedy show. A magnificent, high-hobopower crapdusting that will be remembered for years."
by NJC November 30, 2009
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Crapadoodle

Crap-a-doodle means crap or shit.
crapadoodle
I made this word up in hopes of trying to not curse in front of certain people.
The word crapadoodle just started coming out of my mouth. And now my friends and family use the word too.
I forgot to feed the fish, crapadoodle.

Crapadoodle, I'm late again!!
by Christi Marie September 21, 2007
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