craznap

From "Crap", used sometimes when one either refuses to swear or wants to sound gangsta.

Very bad or distasteful. Not to be confused with shiznit, which can mean either very good or very bad, depending on the contextual usage.

This song is the craznap.

Holy Craznap!

by FazzyDizzle April 24, 2006

Crankapotamus

A Hippopotamus or other large animal under the influence of crystal meth.

-Tends to jump around and sweat alot.
- Has very bad teeth
-Known to maul grown men

Did you hear about Steve? He was mauled and then trampled by a crankapotamus.

by Monoheartsyou July 2, 2011

Cranal

When you are playing Dark Souls 3 live on Twitch and a decrepit bird fetus demon jumps off a bell tower with his asshole puckered and skull fucks your head to death with his bony rectum.

Saint Dubious: "Yo, Karen...did you see Aaron get wicked cranal on 'Retro Gaming Rebooted' tonight?
Karen: "Naw, I was busy wiping your cunt of a cyborg ninja son's ass for him, because he was too absorbed in the intense Bird Freddy Krueger rape on your favorite show."

by Ahlsocrazi October 19, 2019

crapnap

n. 1. What women call a shitnap. See also shitnap.

Garden club member #1: "Agnes, you're walking mighty funny this afternoon."
Garden club member #2: "Oh Maxine, I took a crapnap before the meeting, and overslept."

by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005

cranages

Something that an individual loves... or is in touch with

Alex is in touch with guys cranages
DAMN! look at thoes cranages.

by Alex June 30, 2004

crananus

When your empty cranial cavity is stuck up your anus.

He has crananus to day.

by cambridge2 January 8, 2008

Cranasian

a crazy, Canadian Asian.

Many have heard Crasian before but those near the Canadian border will learn that there is another type of Crasian, those of Canadian citizenship.

Man, those Cranasians are all over the road; they must be on their way down to our mall.

by Kashi Johnson October 1, 2008