When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014
Get the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam mug.1. A quantity of alcohol of at least a handle, 1.75 L, in size which has been purchased at a wholesaler for below liquor store prices.
2. Wholesaler's own brand of alcohol...in the case of Costco, Kirkland signature.
2. Wholesaler's own brand of alcohol...in the case of Costco, Kirkland signature.
"Yo, that handle of Jack must've set you back 55 at the liquor store..."
"Nahh, man. It's Costcohol; 28 dollars."
"You buy that all for yourself?" "It's Costcohol for the party"
"Nahh, man. It's Costcohol; 28 dollars."
"You buy that all for yourself?" "It's Costcohol for the party"
by JaCeph86 January 12, 2008
Get the Costcohol mug.low cost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.
Low cost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.
synonyms: low cost date, lowcost dating, low cost ride
Low cost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.
synonyms: low cost date, lowcost dating, low cost ride
Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think I'll need some more low cost dating from now on.
Low cost dating is when at the end of date you spent only money for gas and taxes but the ride was for free.
Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;
I think I'll need some more low cost dating from now on.
Low cost dating is when at the end of date you spent only money for gas and taxes but the ride was for free.
Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;
by mave73 May 20, 2008
Get the low cost dating mug.When one places a female partner's generously proportioned breasts over the eyes, such that they rest upon the face like goggles or similar eyeware.
May be supplemented by a bronski (aka Motorboat).
May be supplemented by a bronski (aka Motorboat).
Upon engaging in some provacative behavior with Albabe, Moltisanti decided to slide on a nice set of Costa Rican Goggles, smiling enthusiastically with his eyes cover by some fabulous New York Booooooobs.
by MafiosoMasterpiece September 8, 2009
Get the Costa Rican Goggles mug.Some stupid anti-smoking company that releases ridiculous ads on smoking/vaping using cgi transformers/dinobots, skin falling off, wooden teeth.
Basically it’s bullshit
Basically it’s bullshit
Karen: What are you doing smoking in my neighborhood, go look at The Real Cost and educate yourself!
Jake: Ma’am this is an inhaler
Jake: Ma’am this is an inhaler
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Get the Costa Rica mug.if you never met a "costas", you probably should be a blessed. if you do know a costas, you are very aware of how gay and pathetic they are. costas' usually like to brag about their lifestyle when it is pretty shitty and brag about their money. their parents most of the time wish they haven't had them and probably wanted a girl instead of a "costas". if you ever encounter one, please visit a doctor to help with suicidal thoughts.
they tend to wear ugly ass neon nike shoes that are outdated and make you want to rethink living. on the other hand, theyre occasionally "smart" but on the outside, they act autistic and fucking dumb as shit.
costas' likes to brag about their love also. despite the fact, they really never talk to their partner. their relationships usually last for maximum 2 days.
costas' have huge egos and like to "roast" people when they clearly haven't seen themselves
lastly, costas' are very sexual and would probably never get laid and die as a virgin.
example:
person 1: are you dating a costas?
person2: yes, i love him!
person 1: you should reconsider living and fuck off you dumb bitch
another example:
person 1: did i just hear a roast from a costas?
person 2: yes, it sucks dick
person 1: i wish these dumb ass costas would stop breeding
they tend to wear ugly ass neon nike shoes that are outdated and make you want to rethink living. on the other hand, theyre occasionally "smart" but on the outside, they act autistic and fucking dumb as shit.
costas' likes to brag about their love also. despite the fact, they really never talk to their partner. their relationships usually last for maximum 2 days.
costas' have huge egos and like to "roast" people when they clearly haven't seen themselves
lastly, costas' are very sexual and would probably never get laid and die as a virgin.
example:
person 1: are you dating a costas?
person2: yes, i love him!
person 1: you should reconsider living and fuck off you dumb bitch
another example:
person 1: did i just hear a roast from a costas?
person 2: yes, it sucks dick
person 1: i wish these dumb ass costas would stop breeding
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