Cosmic Jew

Cosmic Jew, a Jew with Cosmic powers. He is the result in a unplanned pregancy that a certain mighty being forgot to put on a condom.

Cosmic Jew can turn water into wine, walk on water, heal others, listen to you telepathicly tell him that he is your savior, and become a zombie. Cosmic Jew has a very high pain tolerance consdering a bunch of Jews nailed him to some wood.

It is important to know that Cosmic Jew is part cyborg, part ninja, part pirate, part viking, and part zombie. He is also is a black belt in karate and kicks ass.

Moses: "I am a prophet of god, I will teach you his ways."
Cosmic Jew :"Lol you might be a prophet but I'm his son. Suck it."

Person: "Jesus is Moses v.2.0"

Cosmic Jew: "Brb, being crucified."

by Cosmic Jew May 21, 2009

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Great Cosmic Negro

The Great Cosmic Negro (GCN) is the black version of "The Man". While "The Man" is responsible for holding down and oppressing minorities, the GCN is responsible for the oppression of white people. He usually operated through liberal guilt, the "race card" or just bad luck.

I applied for the job but didn't get it because of some affirmative action clause. Looks like the Great Cosmic Negro is trying to keep me down.

by Angrier Monkey July 21, 2009

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Cosmic String

Thin loops of ultra dense engery, far narrower than the nucleus of an atom but stretching across vast distances, left over from the Big Bang and acting as gravitational 'seeds' on which the galaxies grew.

A piece of cosmic string just a mile long would weigh as much as the Earth. A cosmic string that stretched right across the universe could be scrunched up into a ball smaller than a single atom, but would weigh as much as a supercluster of galaxies.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

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Cossack

Famous Ukrainian rebel warrior of 15-18th centuries. Correctly written from Ukrainian - Kozak

Also Ukrainian kozaks greatly influenced the formation of Russian cossacks (KAZAK in Russian).
Those had their share of fame much later on in 19-20th centuries.

Around half of Russian cossacks are Ukrainian by blood.

You'd be surprised to know that the famous Russian Cossack dancing is not russian at all. The cossack dance such as GOPAK is actually from Ukraine.

by Anatoliy September 26, 2005

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