Codfused

To be unsure if you're getting a stray whiff from a young lady's undercarriage, or the dumpster from the local seafood restaurant...

"I'm codfused. Can't work out if that fishy stink is the cat's bowl or Stacy's over-ripe front bottom..."

by Ralph Poopwell & Lenny Fister January 18, 2006

confrused

A combination of confused and frustated. More specifically, the feeling of frustration and confusion leads to confrusion.

Al Gore was confrused as to why Americans chose Dubbya as their leader.

by Alan M75 August 29, 2007

confused.com

A state of being completely dumbfounded where all sense of logic escapes you. To further emphasise this utopian state, you must be sound like a complete twat on television marketing scheme.

Frank: What is this thing called Women? Does it come on XBox 360?

Bob: No Frank, you tit!

Frank: I'm confused.com... and a complete prick to boot.

Director: CUT!

Frank: Right, where's my 20 pence?

by S_M_A January 23, 2009

Confused

A highly offensive term for bisexual people. It's just as offensive as calling a homosexual the "F-A word"

Jerk: "That guy is making out with another guy, he's under 18 so he must be confused"

by Tahoejunkie May 3, 2008

Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

confussed

1. A simultaneous feeling of confusion and fussiness.
2. Confusion or a lack of understanding regarding a subject that causes fussiness.

When we have a lot to do on the weekend or in the evening, my girlfriend often gets confussed.

by gabef September 15, 2007

confuser

the term for a computer used by someone who has trouble using them.

"how do you turn the confuser off? do i just pull the plug out of the wall?"

by el_ectra May 27, 2007