Term used in lieu of 'efficiency' by stupid Dagenham Motors (Ford) car salesman, who don't know how to wield their language let alone their job.
Salesman: "the 1.6TD is more fuel consumptionious than the 1.8TD, innit."
Normal Person: "Do you mean the 1.6 is more fuel efficient?"
Salesman: "yeah, dats it."
Jan 2011, Essex
Normal Person: "Do you mean the 1.6 is more fuel efficient?"
Salesman: "yeah, dats it."
Jan 2011, Essex
by chopsuk January 12, 2011
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This tactic is typically involves deflective arguing and ignoring what the other person has to say.
People who use this tactic will also typically have very low respect for the person they are talking to, as well as having no sense of honor
This tactic is typically involves deflective arguing and ignoring what the other person has to say.
People who use this tactic will also typically have very low respect for the person they are talking to, as well as having no sense of honor
Man: I wish women would stop being so selfish
Women: If your gay that's ok, nobody likes ugly, pathetic, desperate faggots anyway
Man: I'm so tired of women always conjumplaining
Women: If your gonna hit me, do it right now so I can beat you up, or file assault charges if you win the fight
Man: (censored for graphic violence)
Women: If your gay that's ok, nobody likes ugly, pathetic, desperate faggots anyway
Man: I'm so tired of women always conjumplaining
Women: If your gonna hit me, do it right now so I can beat you up, or file assault charges if you win the fight
Man: (censored for graphic violence)
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Consumption of rum (efficiently)
Rum Runner: "Hey Colonel, what's planned for the weekend?"
The Colonel: "As long as there's conrumption in the plan, I'm good."
The Colonel: "As long as there's conrumption in the plan, I'm good."
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