One of a select few chosen ones in the galaxy who has attained a mastery of the art of cock handling beyond human capabilities. Jedi Cockmasters typically can make a penis erupt without even being in the same room.
Those specifically originating from Pittsburgh, typically sporting mullets, acid wash jeans, and speaking pittsburgheze. Not to be mistaken for yinzers, crickmonsters are known for their poorenglish, unsightly appearance, and obnoxious behavior. Can be found in close proximity to the crick (creek).
This arena is full of crickmonsters in their high-tops and cratered faces.
1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia
2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man
3.) Daniel Olson
4.)Steve Parkin
Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no onewilleven be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!