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Chinese Slingshot

The act of depressing one nostril against itself with your thumb and blowing a stream of snot into the air out of the unobstructed nostril.
Dude, Billy O blew a chinese slingshot, but he coughed at the same time, and the snot went all over his shirt.
by DannyBonco March 15, 2007
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Chinese Delivery

The act of paying for over priced American food of which an American chain restaurant claims to contain "meat" and no MSG. It is also certain that it will be hard to understand the Asian over the phone, taking at least an hour to get to you, when you discover the delivery driver wrecked the delivery vehicle, appearing to your door on foot. Also, these Asians always expect a large tip.
Them Chinese Delivery people need their own insurance agency to give them appropriate rates.
by AbeFroman4 December 23, 2014
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Chineaboo

Chineaboo is a negative term, like a weaboo. Chineaboos are usually white people who try to act chinese, listen to C-pop, watch C-dramas, and act like they know chinese. They are annoying and obnoxious. They try to study the chinese language but they fail, and they think they can pronounce chinese words really well but they actually can't.
Chineaboo: OMG I love chinese people!!! I wish i was one

Nonchineaboo: Ew you're a chineaboo.
by Anna Ka April 16, 2008
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chinese pancake

When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.
by Fakecrabsarelobsters December 10, 2015
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chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.
Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
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Chinese Volcano

When your diarrhea is so bad and powerful that it shoots through to the other side of the earth.
After that spicy lunch, I had to run to the bathroom for a Chinese Volcano.
by Fautbauxter October 19, 2016
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Chinese daddy educates you

It's basically that guy you met on asian tinder (aka tantan) that makes you want to cum because he actually takes an interest in your life and cares unlike the other cuts that are just trying to climb into your anus and live there because men are shit and should burn like my vag does when Chinese daddy looks at me
Chinese daddy:

How was your day?

Me:
Gah I'm gonna cum

Random person:
Chinese daddy educates you
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