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miracle on two legs 

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.

miracle on two legs by Fakecrabsarelobsters July 4, 2016

chinese pancake

When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.

Ling Ling gave Sharkiesha a Chinese Pancake.

chinese pancake by Fakecrabsarelobsters December 10, 2015