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client number nine

1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
by wisk March 13, 2008
mugGet the client number ninemug.

Minecraft Hacked Client

A modded client for the game Minecraft, the purpose is to provide a cheating experience, things which are hard to do in vanilla, or impossible.
That guy is using a Minecraft Hacked Client, he’s hacking!
by PlaneKLM April 15, 2022
mugGet the Minecraft Hacked Clientmug.

client natural selection

The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.
Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!
by bobo76 November 21, 2013
mugGet the client natural selectionmug.

Hypixel Communtity Client

I hate my life thanks to the Hypixel Communtity Client.
mugGet the Hypixel Communtity Clientmug.

g2g make some client calls

a common excuse used by faggots on the internet who are getting their shit pwnd
I'd love to hang around & talk about how shitty my boarding is, but I've g2g make some client calls
by skallywagz December 9, 2009
mugGet the g2g make some client callsmug.

Client

Seriously. I've never claimed to be your client (Outside of callling you 'my shrink' in a Dave live chat but he knows I was being flippant and he told me he loved me because he knows how much it pisses me off) So I don't see how that is relevant.
Hym "I never said I was a client. I a said a thing was happening to me that IS happening to me. And someone needs to be killed accountable. And the fact that people are actively trying to create a situation where someone is being allowed to evade accountability is unacceptable. It reeks of a woman. And you're seemingly perfectly willing to participate in the falsehood. And it isn't a matter of 'give me this or else' it's a matter of the central figure in all of the to be brought to me and being helt to account and then retribution. I also have no reason not to be paid for services rendered. And what happens is if not isn't something you have to be worried. That's the alternative-timeline-where-this-doesn't-happen's problem. You're not worried able it. Don't pretend to be worried about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2023
mugGet the Clientmug.

Exire Client

the perfect client for #00000 people
Exire Client is destroying the fuck out of 99% of hypixel clients
by sexy hacker October 25, 2023
mugGet the Exire Clientmug.

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