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Clayton

He's the hottest, cutest guy alive! He's dirty-blond with big brown eyes. Girls drool over him. He's extremely loyal and sometimes very innocent. He has problems, but he doesn't want to bring them up because he thinks that they're awkward. He relies on his friends and his connections and loves to be in teh center of attention. He's funny and sometimes gross and is smart and I love the way he laughs. He doesn't care if you do embarrassing things, he still likes you for you. He's not exactly good at romance, but it's easy to tell that he loves his girl. He blushes a lot and he's the ultimate jock, but you can find him reading or singing sometimes. And that just mskes him all teh much sweeter.
Aww, look at Clayton! Isn't he awesome?
by bimbo-non June 17, 2012
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Clayton

The most amazing, hottest, beautiful man to exist on this earth. Extremly amazing. Sexy as hell. When you see his face, it's like heaven. A person who is very loved <3 (:
by IWillAlwaysLoveYou1 April 27, 2011
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clayton bigsbie

the black white supremicist on chappelle's show.

This is the funniest sketch ever on tv.
"Sir, my message is simple. Niggers, Jews, Homosexuals, mexicans, a-rabs, and all different sorts of chinks stink! and i hate 'em."
by Chris A. December 28, 2004
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Claytonism

An insult poorly masked by a compliment. A backhanded statement.
"Luke, ya know what you lack in looks, intelligence, personality, and charm you make up for with wit."- Claytonism
by Rev. Luke Husby May 30, 2006
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Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton was labeled "God" by the British after his playing with John Mayall in 1966. If you do a google on "Clapton is God" you might find a picture of the famous wall with the graffiti "Clapton is God" spray painted on it. For those not familiar with Clapton, he is NOT just the guy that did Tears in Heaven. Many years before that he was known as one of the best blues guitarist in england and the greatest (some Hendrix fans would argue this point) rock guitarist of his generation. With John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers, he played a reverent form of music, the blues, and did it with incredible emotion and facility. And I have nothing against Roger Waters, but in terms of the depth and breadth of their total bodies of work, he does not measure up (i do not consider co writing some songs with Pink Floyd and churning out maybe two decent solo albums in the last 30 years the stuff legends are made of)
What the fuck are you smoking to think that a pretentious art-fag like Roger Waters can even compare to GOD!!!
by BannedFromUtopia April 3, 2004
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Clayton

Firefighter, funniest guy you'll ever meet, wears boots everyday, awesome, senior,and someone you fell in love with in a hopeless place. Sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Someone you'll fall in love with the first time you see him. you cant go a day without thinking about him. you'd do anything to make him happy. Seeing him happy will make you the happiest person on earth. he means the world to you and the last thing you'd ever do is hurt him. You'd be there for him through anything. when you're with him it feels like all the worries, pain, and the world disappears. he cares about you more than you will ever know, he'll always have that special place in your heart and you'll always be in is. you dream everyday about what your future could be like with him. Hes the type of guy who wouldn't want to change a thing about his girl just her last name. spending your life with Clayton would be a blessing... he'd care for you and your kids doing whatever it takes. everyday you'd wake up with with him by your side knowing you're the luckiest girl. you'd have a son named Clayton who would run around in his daddy's boots knowing that he has a great father to look up too. . cause you know i love you, I've loved you all along, i miss you, far away for far too long. i keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never know. Stop breathing if i don't see you anymore. all i want to hear you say is " I love you...I loved you all along" i'd do anything for you, for us, whatever it took. I love you.
Clayton? ya i know him...hes the best guy i could ever meet.
by cchfirefighter July 23, 2012
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clayton club

One of the most awesome bars around. Infected with cougars. Home of the coolest crew known to man and the sexiest bartender(Jenelle) that serves the strongest drinks. Located in Clayton, CA.
by Luke and Rick January 20, 2009
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