Clapped out shit box

The sound coming from a truck driven by a fuck boy with his flat billed hat sporting his ragged ass rear squatted truck. AKA DONKEY SLAPPER!!

That fuck boys truck sounds like a clapped out shit box!

by Grumpy old bastard January 12, 2019

Claptrap

Nonsense, bunk, blah-blah-blah!

The candidate promised voters that Mexico would build the wall, but it was truly just claptrap.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 15, 2021

clapton

Eric Clapton.
Worshipped by many as a guitar god

....Clapton is god.....

by henry cannabis August 11, 2006

half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker

Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0

by Luongos'2ndcoming May 26, 2011

Your Clapped

Your Clapped is used as an insult to anybody who is a lil bitch

Girl: i don't love you anymore
Josh: your clapped anyway
Josh: *wheese*

by CrackHeadDolphin October 28, 2018

Clapturbate

When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.

When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.

by Scrotum Slayer May 19, 2018

clampty

overwhelmed with excitement and joy but at the same time very down and depressed :)

my boyfriend is about to dump me. im feeling very CLAMPTY

by urmomisyummy.com December 10, 2021