Dick check

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019

Crotch Check

The act of checking the crotch of your pants for durability before you put them on to avoid an embarassing blow out.

Me: Did you see her crotch?

You: No! What happened?

Me: She must not have done a crotch check this morning because she just had a blow out!

You: That's like the 4th pair she has blown!

by **MAT*** March 30, 2011

Blue Checkmark

Someone on Twitter who thinks they are famous but in reality nobody has heard of (usually a B-list celebrity or a journalist who writes for a little-known leftist publication). The main factor which separates them from the verified accounts belonging to real celebrities is that the Blue Checkmarks lack the self-awareness to realize that nobody really cares about their opinions, yet they act as though they are God's gift to political discourse as they spout their self-righteous hot takes on Twitter.

Of course all of the Blue Checkmarks came out in droves to virtue signal about the latest election news.

by Russian Dumplings November 24, 2020

Etude-checker

(1) A charlatan posing as a trumpet instructor who offers no educational benefit to the student. (2) One who assigns etudes without offering help of how to play them. (3) One who checks off etudes each lesson regardless of the student's progress.

Charlie didn't help me learn how to play the trumpet, he just listened and checked off the etude and assigned another one for next week, since he isn't a real trumpet teacher, but an etude-checker.

by Hosaphone(tm) Headquarters January 20, 2009

run up a check

To get a whole lot of money usually referring to thousands of dollars or more

We bout to run up a check!

by BoogieBrayne March 10, 2017

smell check

Double checking the clothes you put on for any funky odors before getting dressed and leaving the house.

Damn, homeboy should have run a smell check on his pants before he came to work today. Dude smells like funky taint.

by Adam L. Bennett December 15, 2008

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.

"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."

"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"

by GSDubs October 13, 2009