carcissist

(n.)

A person who values the appearance and maintenance of their vehicle over any passengers they may have.

"Mark, ever the carcissist, wouldn't let anyone in his BMW unless they left their shoes in the trunk, even when it would snow."

by 12wordfield21 February 21, 2013

carcovascilinity

Carcovascilinity is the study of slapping of the naked buttocks. (N>O) hurm

Damn, he's studying carcovascilinity at Yale, one smart cookie.

by the_carcovascilinitist February 5, 2018

Carcomymrates

psghetti,breads,paper towels,kleenex and knapkins

from the adult swim show Metalocalypse

Nathan:What are Carcomymrates

Swiskgar: uhh, you know likes psgehtti

Toki: Breads

Swiskgar: Paper towles

Toki: kleenex and knapkins

by suckmynine July 23, 2009

carcoleptic

car⋅co⋅lep⋅tic {kahr-kuh-lep-tik}

adj, Pathology.

A disorder characterized by the sudden and uncontrollable attack of deep sleep immediately following a promise to your roadtrip buddy to stay awake the entire time.

See carcolepsy.

"I'm sorry officer, my roadtrip buddy is apparently carcoleptic and neglected his duty to keep me awake. That is why I drove through your town's annual Midnight Midget Parade. I think a few of the buggers are still lodged beneath my car."

by Ben Brandt March 4, 2009

Carcajou

Another name for the wolverine.

I sat in my Jeep, up on a hill, and watched through my binoculars as a 35 pound carcajou took over a caribou carcass from seven 100 pound wolves.

by Marten Fisher June 30, 2006

carcass

Classic death metal band from England.

Have you heard the Carcass album 'Wake Up and Smell the Carcass'?

by Vaikkonen March 8, 2005

carcolepsy

a condition characterized by brief attacks of deep sleep brought on by simply being in a car

Dude, your car is so comfortable it gives me carcolepsy

by kelly del gaudio July 21, 2007