chapterbate

to masturbate while reading

"Aw man I was reading twilight the other day and all the talk about vampires and blood got me so excited I had to chapterbate"

by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

Chaped

Chafed and chapped nippled...

When I naired my nipples I had a bad case of chaped... my nipples hurt so bad and are bleeding. Sure wish my nipples were not chaped!

by Watchjonbeep July 2, 2017

chaxted

to talk to someone via text

you didn’t care when i chaxted ya motha

by 666hipmomster:-) June 27, 2020

Chapter 2 Season 4

A waste of your time and your moms credit card.

Friend: Have you played Chapter 2 Season 4 yet?

Me: No❤

by noisnoyesisyes September 7, 2020

Chony chapped

To be mad and cop an attitude about something, usually when you don’t get your way.

Stop being chony chapped the world doesn’t revolve around you

by SweetPea6935 December 30, 2022

Beta Chapter of Theta Tau

The most fraternal group of professional men that has ever graced the surface of this Earth. Society as a whole has only this 116 year old chapter to thank for many of the engineering marvels of the world. Also, they are very good looking and athletic.

"Bro that party at Beta Chapter of Theta Tau was the greatest party I've ever been to. Those guys are fraternity legends."

by Lieutenant Arcott Ramathorn March 28, 2022

chapter buddies

a couple, whose origin you could swear could be traced back to the same star cluster after the big bang because of their connection, that when they even seem to not be on the same page they still manage to stay in the same chapter.

After a few nights alone with Andrea I knew that we were chapter buddies by the way everything clicked with uncanny accuracy.

by provider44 January 14, 2010