carpet shuffle

When you have had the most amazing sex ever, you cannot pick up your feet to walk.

" We went at it for so long, and it felt so good, that when we were done, I couldn't even pick up my feet and walk. So I did the carpet shuffle."

by sufimomma February 15, 2009

Dirty Carpet Syndrome

General everyday hygiene required before having sex.

...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going to tap that and go home.

She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.

by imkite April 12, 2009

Carpet Shark

Slang term for a lesbian.

That carpet shark is with a different womann every night.

by Paul P June 25, 2004

Carpet shopping

Seattle, WA

Trying to pick up some fresh new pussy

"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"

by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009

carpet squatter

a carpet urinater

a urinater on inappropriate surfaces

one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet

poomouf is a carpet squatter

koybinatoy likes carpet squatters

by poomonks September 1, 2003

Carpet snake

A person who is laying down whole day on the living room floor with no use,jobless,often getting wasted or watching tv

Briony laid down whole day as a carpet snake.

by talemah June 9, 2010

good carpet side manners

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.

Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.

by mpm July 23, 2014