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carpet squatter
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a
carpet
urinater
a urinater on inappropriate surfaces
one
who squats and proceeds to urinate on the
carpet
poomouf is a
carpet
squatter
koybinatoy likes
carpet
squatters
carpet squatter
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poomonks
September 1, 2003
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poomouf
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a
pooey
mouth or someone who
licks
their own baddum or eats the
feces
of others
one who has a dungy tongue
poo
in
de
mouf!!!!!!!!
dung on
de
tongue!!!!!!!!
poomouf
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poomonks
May 3, 2003
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