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carpet squatter
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a
carpet
urinater
a urinater on inappropriate surfaces
one
who squats and proceeds to urinate on the
carpet
poomouf is a
carpet
squatter
koybinatoy likes
carpet
squatters
carpet squatter
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poomonks
September 1, 2003
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poomouf
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a pooey
mouth
or
someone
who licks their own baddum or eats the feces of others
one
who has a dungy tongue
poo
in
de
mouf!!!!!!!!
dung on de
tongue
!!!!!!!!
poomouf
by
poomonks
May 3, 2003
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