To the Captain

A saying invented by Mitchell often used when consuming Captain Morgan to acknowledge "The Captain" Henry Morgan.

*takes a swig from a bottle of Captain Morgan rum* Then yells "To the Captain"

by Oscar was wrong December 2, 2016

captain falcon

The Nintendoverse's answer to our universe's Chuck Norris.

We have Chuck Norris. Mario, Link and company have Captain Falcon.

You did see him in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, right? That's why.

by Captain Norris March 11, 2008

Captain Murphy

The orginal captain of Sealab. A kind but somewhat senile older man. Left Sealab 2021 in episode 33 to fight in the Great Spice Wars.

Voiced by the Harry Goz who lost his battle with cancer on September 6, 2003, at the age of 71.

Murphy: Marco! Hey buddy, you wanna, I don't know, hang out or, play a game?
Marco: I'm a little busy here, sir. Trying to keep a billion dollar research station running smoothly.
Murphy: Ooh, fun! I'll be the mommy.

by Rankojin July 12, 2004

captain douche

In a classroom or work setting captain douche would be the most egotistical and outgoing guy. He loudly shares his political opinions, life lessons and sexual exploits. He may be a loner or in a group of other douche friends but he far exceeds them with his obnoxious outgoing nature.

"THERE AREN'T ENOUGH CHICKS IN THIS CLASS!"
"I'M TO THE RIGHT OF LIMBAUGH"
"LIBERALS!? WORK! THAT'S A FIRST."

If you hear these types of phrases on a daily basis from this individual, you are dealing with a captain douche.

by slugbeast July 22, 2009

Captain Levi

A badass from Attack on Titan, he kills a lot of titans, bruh

Captain Levi: *LIVING*

Titans: oh shit

by Jud Nub February 5, 2021

captainleviseyebrows

The most amazing tiktok account to ever exist

Captainleviseyebrows is hilarious

by mllyr0 June 6, 2021

Youtube captions

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.

*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."

by Andymii January 21, 2016