crusty harnish

Derived from the standard Harnish, a crusty Harnish is when someone with a moustache is fapping so fervently that he spunks so hard it splooshes into his moustache. In the heat of the fap session the jizz goes unnoticed for the rest of the night until his mother tucks him into bed with a kiss.

Jonathan flapped so hard he crusty harnished himself.

by ScummyHarnish May 25, 2016

Crusty starfish

Its a crusty butthole

Tina has a tasty crusty starfish.

by Surgicalsteve November 11, 2016

crusty camel

A basic bitch who doesn’t shower enough

Did you smell Emily today, she’s such a crusty camel

by Stoaffer December 23, 2017

Crusty Biscuits

When an elderly man lets somebody suck on his balls.

My grandpa gave Jenna crusty biscuits.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Cristyet

the word coms from the russian Blyat and the legen Cristi
It is the worst insult ever

You are such a cristyet!

by dark matter dragon fruit March 14, 2019

Cristymistydinosaur

Cristymistydinosaur is AFFILIATE on Twitch !!!

We don't know exactly when but she made it!

To spill some tea it turned out that the little boy LuffyGoofyDinosaur started to hide himself and officially deleted his Twitch. Cristymistydinosaur said it was funny how he is hiding everything again.

Cristymistydinosaur has streamed on pc for the first time with the game Sims and tried to remake her friends.

Cristymistydinosaur is amazing. She is loving and caring and deserves someone that knows what love is.

Cristymistydinosaur has come a long way in such a short time!

She is now helping her friends achieve their goals aswell in Twitch!

Yayy, Cristymistydinosaur is streaming with friends!

by FANN356 February 17, 2022

Dusty crusty Reece

The emphasis for a person who is so stupid brain dead and ignorant all at the same time. If someone calls you this, then you are a disgrace to the country

My friend is such a dusty crusty Reece. She doesn't even know the concept of two plus two.

by Thefanofvillians June 23, 2016