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Club penguin

by Doiivaking April 1, 2017
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club penguin

a game where you dress up as a virtual penguin, but for most kids its too virtually date other penguins and harass one another.

ex, throwing snowballs, cheating on one another, making hearts, going in other peoples igloos other than your gf/bf, etc.
dude! i had the biggest fight on club penguin it was hilarious
by ananoymous April 17, 2008
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club williams

The most badass apartment at RPI. Home of the Ronald Reagan shrine. Where women go to get sexed up and deer go to get Sawzalled. Known for its large selection of meat and beer.
I'm going to get my cooch pounded over at club williams. Be back in nine hours.
by joe, john, tex January 16, 2008
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club couple

A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.

These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.

Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.
At a restaurant:

club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"

clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."

The most awkward silence possible ensues.
by Ian March 14, 2006
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Club Tee

A type of t-shirt that buff white guys wear to bars/night clubs. The shirt is tight fitting and usually displays a skull and cross-bones, a large eagle, or anything else that will grab a young ladies attention.
Girl: "Hey man, I like that eagle on your v-neck t'shirt. Is that a youth medium?"
Guy: "Nah, honey... it's just my new club tee."
by Go Jayhawks! May 8, 2008
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Club Hoe

A golfer that can't play with the same clubs for more than a month. He thinks the clubs make the player so he will desperately flaunt his hoeness and go from club to club to get the job done.
That hicksta is a real Club Hoe. He shot a 95 with those new Callaway clubs so a few days later he went all Titleist and shot a 99.
by itsOpeningDay February 10, 2017
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Club Mydia

A group of girls that contracted the same sexually transmitted disease from the same guy (in most cases the guy is a college baseball player).
Why do my pubes burn? Oh hell, I'm in Club Mydia!
I should have known it, Zach made me a member of Club Mydia last night.
Friend: Wow, that girl is the bees knees. I'm going to ask her out.
Zach: Dont do it! That ho is a card carrying member of Club Mydia!
by bizzaro14 July 1, 2010
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