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Burmese Pocket Turtle

A sneaky sexual move in which the man whips out his penis while sneaking up on a girl and proceeds to insert it into the females pocket.
girl after having penis inserted into pocket: "What the heck?"
guy: "Bitch thats the burmese pocket turtle."
by DukingMonster November 23, 2009
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burma

When writing home from military, a suggestion that the extramarital lover be away for the weekend. See also polo and norwich
by Richard Osborne November 13, 2003
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Western Burma

Officialy democratic country but applying dictatorship's principles as Burma.
The USA is a Western Burma dictatorship which dictates fears rules to the entire planet.
Patriot Act is a Western Burma behavior.
Florida's Democrat's voting bulletins which did not mention Barrak Obama is a Western Burma state.
The USA is a Western Burma dictatorship which dictates fears rules to the entire planet.
Patriot Act is a Western Burma behavior.
Florida's Democrat's voting bulletins which did not mention Barrak Obama is a Western Burma state.
by Cedrac June 2, 2008
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If Trump Had a Burmese Wife

When Donald J. Trump wished one of his wives were from Burma, who would have reminded him to seek undemocratic advice from her country’s military coup leaders, which could have allowed him to have faux more years at the White House should his numerous lawsuits against alleged fraudulent voting fail.
If Trump had a Burmese wife or mistress, he’d have undemocratically been re-elected, by staging a professionally planned coup à la Birmanie, or by declaring a years-old martial law to prolong his illegal stay at the White House.
by MathPlus January 31, 2021
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Burmese Tiger Pit

A game when a naked girl sticks all her dildos upright on the floor and proceeds to jump onto them to try to get one in her pussy.
Girl 1: "Hey sister, I just did the Burmese Tiger Pit yesterday. I got one in!
Girl 2: "Wow, you go girl!"
by thwankuth September 30, 2019
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CHIRAGS BURMAN

Hey look, its Chirags, lets get his attention.

CHIRAGS BURMAN!!!
by Bayne September 13, 2003
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Burmese Whoopee Cushion

When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.
Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.
by East Timor July 25, 2016
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