Brush Fucking

When a girl can't find her vibrator, dildo, or boyfriend, she uses her brush handle to fuck herself with. Someone may also Brush Fuck someone else.
Easier than trying to curl your hand up to get in there.
The larger the hairbrush handle, the better.

I got all wet and pounded myself with my hairbrush. In just a minute my thighs were shaking, and I watched the action with a mirror. It was better than porn, and I squirted all over the place. I came down so hard on the handle that it slipped out and I had to shove it back in. I love Brush Fucking.

by MeganFerguson September 8, 2009

brush-back

to disagree, to overrule, to brush aside.

In an unambiguous brush-back to his former colleagues Obama said, “You know, the days of just pork coming out of Congress as a strategy, those days are over.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20081207/pl_politico/16279

by a.h. guillaume December 9, 2008

BRUSH BACK

A high velocity and popping turd, which when leaving your asshole, gives your nuts the sensation they've been "brushed back" by a Bartolo Colon fastball.

After eating like a fucking pig at the Asian Buffet restaurant, he received a brush back from the greasy, gook food.

by King Sulphur May 25, 2006

brush ape

An apple-knocker, a hay shaker, a hick, rube, country Jake, a gobby from the country.

Ezra Hoskins! What a brush ape!

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

Brush Your Teeth

An insult in which you tell someone to brush their teeth while making a masturbation gesture toward your mouth, simulating oral sex and teeth brushing at once.

Bill:Hey Bob, you're a total dick

Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth

by Hitman 2-1 October 20, 2008

brush guard

the roll of belly fat that is exposed between the top of the jeans and the bottom of the shirt.

If her pants weren't 2 sizes too small, she wouldn't have a brush guard

by mamidedos October 27, 2005

Brush my jibbers

To brush, straighten or part one's armpit hairs.

Slang originating on the South Shore of Massachusetts, referring to an unkempt female.

Maggie looked in mirror and though to herself, I should "Brush my jibbers" before I go to the beach.

by Urbansponge May 4, 2009