Definitions by mamidedos

Redneck 

if your nicest dress shirt has Dale Ernhardt's signature on it...

you might be a redneck.

Redneck by mamidedos December 28, 2005

brush guard 

the roll of belly fat that is exposed between the top of the jeans and the bottom of the shirt.

If her pants weren't 2 sizes too small, she wouldn't have a brush guard

brush guard by mamidedos October 27, 2005