mamidedos's definitions

brush guard

the roll of belly fat that is exposed between the top of the jeans and the bottom of the shirt.

If her pants weren't 2 sizes too small, she wouldn't have a brush guard

by mamidedos October 27, 2005

Redneck

if your nicest dress shirt has Dale Ernhardt's signature on it...

you might be a redneck.

by mamidedos December 28, 2005