Dial A Bride

A small slit eyed asian woman that is imported to your home country for general chores cooking, cleaning, looking after kids, and any type of fucking that there original wife wouldnt do, e.g. Anal, spunk swallowing, leting them piss on them, chest shitting etc. !

Usally Bought by a fat ugly rich pig man, who then trade them in after a couple of years for a younger Ting Tong !

N.B. Extreme caution must be taken when importing a ting tong (Asian Bride) Because they may be after a passport, VISA, Your Money or all of the previous. There is also a high chance the are equipped with a penis and then you will get fucked !

Chris " Hey Gary I like you Dial A Bride, Was she cheap ? "

Gary " Yes she was half price and buy one get one free"

Chris " Great Im gonna get me one of those ! "

Gary " Be careful mate my free one has a cock, and fuck me in my sleep one night, though I liked it.

by Berthampton the 2nd December 25, 2007

Maid order bride

A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries or being a maid- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).

If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.

Also called: foodcourt bride and food order bride

The Bulgarian girl who cleans our office is a total maid order bride. Everytime I'm working late and she's there, she flirts and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.

by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008

male bride

A guy who instead of being a groom is a bride at a wedding ceremony, a role swap wedding. He usually is the one who wears the beautiful white wedding dress at such an occasion.

Look at him! I never knew a male bride could look so good in a wedding dress.

by camo_girl7 September 29, 2008

Forest Bride

Someone who has been forced to live with a forest animal. The animal is usually large like a bear or the mythical Bigfoot.

The couple in the horror movie, Willow Creek, caught a glimpse at a naked women that had been taken by a Sasquatch to be his forest bride.

by Fred Croft November 20, 2016

Bride of Clamp-N-Stein

Equipment needed:

1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge

Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.

Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.

Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.

To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .

and Enjoy ! ! !

One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

My Dying Bride

1) The leaders of the Doom Metal sub-genre.
2) Best. Band. Ever.

My Dying Bride fucking own

by Daemon June 26, 2003

mail order bride

the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.

$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.

by mephisto May 28, 2003