Ben's Chili Bowels

n. A gastrointestinal problem suffered after eating food from Washington, DC's "Ben's Chili Bowl" restaurant. They serve the world's nastiest chili, and it will fuck you up good. Expect it to kick in about five hours after eating there, and plan on spending the next four hours or so on the toilet, spraying out high-pressure jets of liquishit that will burn your anus and permanently stain your toilet's porcelain.

Pbbbththth squirrrrrrrrrtt dribbledribbledribble flibberappappappapp pooooooooooooot pbbbbbthththththt splash. "Oh god, I'm suffering from Ben's Chili Bowels! Make it stop!!!"

by SkidMarkyMark October 23, 2009

bowei

Widely used in highschools of Hong Kong, bowei is used to describe a role model for slacking. A bowei usually sleeps for long hours (12 hours plus), has a lame sense of humor, gets all the mainland chicks and has a way to get out of everything.

Bowei, how was your sleep? Ima join you to slack today.

by n.wong October 8, 2006

foul bowel

a rotten stench eminating from a truly putrid arse (ass).

They didn't call him 'foul bowel Donnelly' for nothing!

by cherrypicker October 27, 2006

Colon Bowel

1) Alternate spelling for the Secretary of State during the Bush administration(Colin Powell) for those against his political positions.
2) Same as above, except used for just shits and giggles.

1) I hate Colon Bowel for agreeing with George W. Bush.

2) Colin Powell? You mean Colon Bowel, right? hahah so funny

by [AfZ]TomServo1 February 13, 2003

bowel blast

Noun. An expulsion of methane gas as a flatus via the anus, characterized by a loud report; a thunderous fart.

I swear, dude. That bowel blast Jimmy let rip during history class blew Mr. Dickey's toupee off!

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006

Boweller

Boweller is derived from the term disembowel & describes a girl so ugly that her looks could practically rip out your guts. The expression originated in Ireland, most likely in North Dublin street slang.

We were cruising for chicks in the club but got there late so all the hotties were engaged leaving only the bowellers

by DinoLarry August 31, 2010

bowel breeze

Noun. A rather rapid expulsion of methane gas built up in the bowels as a flatus via the anus, typically with a loud report; a fart.

"Whoah, Nelly! That was some bowel breeze you cut during gym class, Stan!"

by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006