video blaming

the act of blaming everything for making you not do well in a videogame.

Guy 1: dude WTF my dog just walked by me and made me die.

Guy 2: quit your video blaming you just suck.

by Peter J. and Jack W. October 15, 2010

blimm

blimm: barely laughing in my mind

Instead of using 'lol' which stands for 'laughing out loud', use blimm when you're really just 'barely laughing in your mind'.

In an IM
friend1: hey dude, i just watched south park's newest episode. wasn't that hilarious?
friend2: blimm it was so great!

by k-zaj September 12, 2009

Blimp Shot

A long range shot in Call of Duty: United offensive (Base Assult) usally across a map from a tank or Flak 88 in effort to cover a plant in a base, kill another 88, spawn kill, or open an enemy base. This name is from |CZ|zBlimp who knows mostly all of these types of shots.

Example 1
|CZ|SMOKE: How the hell are they hitting our 3??
|CZ|N@cho: Thats a Blimp Shot

Example 2
|CZ|Trooper: They are opening our 1
|CZ|BAMA: Yep, zBlimp is on the 88 again

by |CZ| Dr. Nick June 16, 2008

Blimp Jousting

When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.

'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'

by Beenie Blackbuckles October 12, 2011

Lard Blimp

1. Object or person that consumes large amounts of fattening products, making them so very large resembling a blimp.

2. Blimp that carries lard.

3. Michael Moore

"Daddy, look! It's the lard blimp!"
"No son, that's just Michael Moore."

by Agressor May 17, 2006

victim blaming

Victim blaming is blaming the victim for a crime they didn't commit. Victim blaming is being blamed for somebody else's actions.

Think of victim blaming as when someone's raped, they (police, judge, counselor, whoever) always ask the victim what they were wearing, how they were wearing it, etc.

by laura.mgc August 8, 2016

Blim Hole

When youre smoking a joint of hash or a cocktail joint, its when the small peices of hot hash fall on your clothes and burn a hole through them.

Me: Shit!
Corey: what?
Me: I just got a blim hole in my new hoody!
Corey: Oo shit man!
Me: I fucking hate hash!

by Taska Babee February 18, 2009