biiit

Has mulitple meanings. It can be used as a slang word for "bitch" or as a greeting.

What up biiit(bitch)? gotcha biiit (bitch)! BIIIT!

by Andy Muntzel, Chris Lester, Kevin Vandenburg November 11, 2006

Baditude

Bad + attitude. Sometimes pronounced baaaditude.

In the workplace, baditude describes someone with serious authority issues or an apathic, disrespectful or slacker-ish attitude.

Goofus spends half his time dissing the boss behinds his back for micromanaging. When Goofus is out, we gossip about his latest screed and dissect his personality and baditude.

Miss Baditude: They don’t pay me enough to smile at the customers.
Diane: Grrl, you’ve got baditude!

by Mandingoe January 12, 2008

Mexican Bidet

When you shit so bad that the toielt water splashes your asshole.

I just shit so bad I didn't even need toilet paper cause the splash washed my ass, thank god for mexican bidets.

by Tadpol December 29, 2007

Reverse Bidet

When you've had such a terrible bout with some extremely explosive diarrhea. The kind in which no toilet paper or wet wipes could do you an ounce of help.

1. You head to the shower and turn the faucet on. Prop yourself underneath with your legs up on the wall and let the forceful water from the faucet completely douse your ass crack and nether regions for a complete cleansing.
2. You turn your back to the sink, turn the faucet on and continually splash the water on your ass crack and nether regions completely cleansing any shrapnel or remnants of the disaster.
(Hand soap can be used in either scenario for extra cleansing)

After returning home from a Wing Fest, I had such an awful case of explosive diarrhea that a roll of tissue paper was not going to suffice, my only saving grace was to partake in a reverse bidet and douche my nether regions.

by max nova July 3, 2009

bidialectical

A person who can easily speak in two different accents.

He's bidialectical since he can talk in a Scottish & American accent.

by daleks007 April 29, 2009

bidnit

A code word for business but pertains to illegal trade of drugs. Bidnit can really refer to anything that a person does to make money.

Tryone: What kind of bidnit you got playa.

Big P: I got whatever you need fool.

by TBurns December 7, 2007

bidet effect

What happens when an automatic toilet flushes while you're still sitting on it.

I sat-down to take a dump on the toilet in the Chicago airport, and I had barely moved forward when suddenly it flushed and I was a victim of the bidet effect.

by SluggoBear December 15, 2008