Bermuda Breakfast

When you run out of lube just crack an egg on your dick and make scrambled eggs in that ass! Watch em get lost like they're in the Bermuda Triangle.

I told my girl I'd make her a Bermuda Breakfast in the morning and she was like "Hell yeah pimp I love eggs n dick!"

by wadwadwad October 12, 2014

Bermuda Platform

An undersea platform containing the island of Bermuda which is similar to the Grand Bahamas Bank, Cay Sal Bank, and Bahariterra Bank

We're robbing the Bermuda Platform of it's coral.

by Island Brooio May 20, 2022

The Taunton Bermuda Triangle

An urban legend focused on three pubs in the country town of Taunton, the Plough, the Alehouse and the Crown and Sceptre, where a number of boozers and chancers are said to have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. The idea of the area as uniquely prone to disappearances arose in the early 21st century, but most reputable sources dismiss the idea that there is any mystery. In recent years many Tauntonians have challenged themselves to try and safely navigate a pint in each pub.

'Oi - fancy trying to complete the Taunton Bermuda Triangle tonight? 'Fuck it, why not'

by TauntonTings February 19, 2023

Berluscon-ize

To beat someone so violently that they resemble the Prime Minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, the day he was hit in the face with a steel replica of a cathedral.

"Man, David was so pissed last night, he totally Berlusconized that bar tender."

"That drunk guy kept yelling at me that he was gonna Berluscon-ize me."

by BearWolf December 18, 2009

Ben Bernanke

He's a magician, a furious magician. He wants your teeth for the federal reserve, because he's cutting interest rates in half, and he needs your teeth for his lonely hearts club band.

"I need your teeth for my lonely hearts club band. Ben Bernanke. I'm a magician!"

by Count_Fuzzball January 15, 2009

Bermuda Triangle Technique

The technique involving three males forming a triangle around a female and taking their penises out of their pants. From here they continue to violently 'fap' them against their stomachs, the Bermuda Triangle is an incredibly efficient escape technique.

John- "Oi billy! Is it true that Mrs McGarry caught you, sam and Joe doing drugs in the stair case?"

Billy- "She did mate, however we escaped using the bermuda triangle technique."

John- "Oh, good move."

by Hurpderpalskdjfalksjdf;alsdf November 14, 2011

Bernadette

Mother Meaning:strong and brave like a bear-Bernadette is fiercly loyal-loves her friends-her family is her life.

Ghetto meaning:You cross her and she will whoop you-You mess with her family and she will kill ya-

Either way if you are lucky enough to be or know a Bernadette consider yourself blessed, you will never be the same.

"I knew a Bernadette once. Man I miss that bitch"

"Member that time that chick called Bernadette a slut at the bar? She whooped that girls' ass"

by Rhonda M. Miller February 5, 2010