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Beigeist

One who is constantly striving to turn everything around him/her lukewarm and mediocre. The kind of person who'll suck the life out of all meaningful art, attempt to censor anything they deem offensive or too edgy, water down any sort of strong arguments with weasel words & steer any political discussion towards the middle, and constantly strive for 'consensus' as they make the world 'user friendly' and 'safe for kids'. In fact, most formerly interesting people became Beigeists after having children.

Derived from Beige, the color (along with 'Off-White') that most of these twatwafflers usually paint every surface in their homes.

(Possibly) coined by John Dolan, author of Pleasant Hell.
"If that Beigeist motherfucker edits my film from an 'R' to a 'PG13' rating I'm going to pound his skull into aquarium gravel"
by Azubah December 13, 2006
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Beighton

Something of extreme greatness, it is usually used to describe a woman of curvaceous beauty and superb intellect.
Barry: Oh wow look at her over there.
Jeff: Wow yeah, I bet you her last name is Beighton
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beige

Refering to an indivdual (or group of people) that is average, common place, boring, drab, dull, typical, "not all that".

A person who tends to have no style or apparent aesthetic indivdualality.
In seeing a table full of guys wearing Bud t-shirts, pull over sweats, nappy tennis shoes, and talking about some dribble, like the lastest sitcom on CBS....

"Geez - those guys are so beige!"
by Patty Dreggz November 30, 2004
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beigel

Very giving, rich, good looking, and usually intellegent.
Man the beigel family is the nicest people, and their son is a total hottie!
by Ethan Beigel May 3, 2005
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Beige

To be exiting or exeptionally good.
(not run of the mill, or boring)
Q. How was the party?
A. It was Beige m8, Beige
by mikeryt April 3, 2009
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Mushroom Beige

a. the colour to describe the colour of a mushroom

b. A common room paint coulour
i.e Oooh, is that beige?

Ooooh yeah, what kind of beige?

Hmmmm...Mushroom beige...
by lilmissmush February 7, 2010
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