Definitions by lilmissmush

Mushroom Beige 

a. the colour to describe the colour of a mushroom

b. A common room paint coulour

i.e Oooh, is that beige?

Ooooh yeah, what kind of beige?

Hmmmm...Mushroom beige...

Mushroom Beige by lilmissmush February 7, 2010

Roadside Porn 

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.

' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'

Roadside Porn by lilmissmush February 6, 2010